😂 A Day in the Life of a Doorstep Deliveries Milkman
Ever wondered what it’s like to deliver milk while the rest of the village is tucked up in bed, dreaming innocent dreams? Welcome to the 10pm–sunrise lifestyle — where Doorstep Deliveries milkmen roam the night like dairy‑powered superheroes with questionable sleep schedules.
🌙 The 10PM “Morning??” Routine
- The alarm that ruins your evening: Everyone else is settling in with Netflix. You’re brushing your teeth and pretending this is normal.
- The pre‑shift brew: Because starting work at 10pm without tea should be illegal.
- The “is this technically tomorrow?” debate: A philosophical crisis before you’ve even left the house.
🚚 Loading the Van Under the Moonlight
- Milk crates that glare at you: They know you’d rather be in bed.
- The van that echoes every clank: Because at night, even a bottle cap sounds like a cannon.
- The sacred checklist: Milk? Check. Eggs? Check. Milkshakes? Check. Sanity? Missing.
🌌 The Route: A Nighttime Adventure
- Navigating pitch‑black lanes: Every shadow looks like a fox plotting something.
- The stealth delivery becomes even stealthier: You’re basically a dairy ninja at this point.
- The owl that judges you: Its eyes say, “Why are you like this?”
🥛 Customer Encounters (Rare, but Memorable)
- The insomniac who startles you at the door: You both scream.
- The teenager sneaking in past curfew: You exchange a silent pact of mutual secrecy.
- The cat that follows you for three houses: Congratulations, you’ve been adopted.
🌤️ The Return to Base (AKA: Breakfast at 6AM)
- The van clean‑out of shame: Night‑shift snacking hits different.
- The team debrief: Half delirium, half comedy show.
- The “goodnight… or good morning?” farewell: No one knows anymore.
❤️ Why It’s Still Brilliant
Being a Doorstep Deliveries milkman at night means you get the whole village to yourself. It’s peaceful, it’s quirky, and you’re the unseen hero who ensures everyone wakes up to fresh milk, eggs, and the occasional milkshake surprise. Plus, you get to watch the sunrise like a poetic dairy warrior.
